Enter now the secret world of the Northern Canadian Red-Nosed Deer (rangifer tarandus durante eh). Found only on Big Rock Candy Mountain near the North Pole, this playful and highly intelligent creature has rarely been photographed in its native habitat.

Its unique diet, consisting mainly of gingerbread houses and marshmallow fluff, results in tasty high-sucrose droppings which are gathered and fashioned into many fine Canadian delicacies.

More information about rangifer tarandus.

Thanks to Stephanie and Kevin for the deer,
    ...the shame was borne by all.