The Grim Reaper

OCCUPATION: Gathering souls.

OTHER NAMES: Death, Thanatos, Anubis, Hel, Yama, Izanaminokami.

FASHION RATING: C- Okay, who wants to make fun of Death's fashion sense? Anyone? Anyone? Fine, I'll risk it-- a black robe? A scythe? A face that would make anyone scream? Please, could he be any more obvious? Death needs a makeover, ASAP. Start with a good foundation cream.

QUOTABLE QUOTES: "I'm so sick of people asking me for one more minute of life. Really! It's not my fault you don't plan better. Instead of watching TV, you could have been finishing up your life's work. But no, suddenly you want an extension. Well, life isn't homework. There are no extensions. Ever. Sorry that I sound so huffy on this point."