Golem

WHAT HE IS: A magically created servant who does everything you tell him to do, no questions asked.

WHAT HE ISN'T: Alive

HEIGHT: Seven feet

FASHION RATING: D- He dresses as a sexton-- that's a church officer who rings bells and digs graves. Ouch!

COOL FACT: The golem has no soul, feels no pain and thinks no thoughts. He would be the perfect football player.