Giant

OCCUPATION: Being big.

AGE: 50 giant years. A giant year is one dog year plus two cow years minus a hen's age.

FASHION RATING: C- Really, what's a giant to wear? Everything is too small and he dresses like a country hick. You'd think with all that gold he could buy a nice suit. At least a vest.

QUOTABLE QUOTES: "Jack? I'm so sick of being asked about Jack and his stupid beanstalk. How would you like it if I snuck into your house and stole your treasure? Okay, so I probably can't sneak anywhere, but you know what I mean."