Frankenstein's Monster

AGE: Body parts are various ages.

HEIGHT: Eight feet tall, but too clumsy for basketball. Besides, he only eats the ball.

FASHION RATING: C- He's well-known for the ragamuffin look-- rags, dark colors, big boots, oily hair. He's a bad dancer, and he's too big for a tux. His real saving grace fashion statement is his stylish stitches-- though he is often mistaken for a hockey player.

COOL FACT: He's a vegetarian. Who would have thunk it? All he eats is nuts and berries. He's a tree-hugging monster. Just don't get between him and his berries.

QUOTABLE QUOTES: "Do unto others whatever you want, because you're eight feet tall."